How to write an essay:

  • Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
  • Step 2: Cry
  • Step 3: Open Tumblr
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  • me: my hockey team sucks
  • me: (◡‿◡✿)
  • someone: your hockey team sucks
  • me: (☉‿☉✿)
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sealcat:

“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”

Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.

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zdentis:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick

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(Source: zetterbrunner)

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sheercompulsion:

No one in the building is more riled up than the man with more wins than any active NHL coach, Joel Quenneville — “When that game starts, he definitely turns the switch on; he’s intense.”

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Interrogate me

  • 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  • 2.When did your last hug take place?
  • 3.Are you a jealous person?
  • 4.Are you tired right now?
  • 5.Do you chew on your straws?
  • 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
  • 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
  • 8.Do you cry easily?
  • 9.What should you be doing right now?
  • 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
  • 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
  • 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
  • 13.Do you believe in love?
  • 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
  • 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
  • 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
  • 17.Will you get married?
  • 18.When was the last time you smiled?
  • 19.Does anyone like you?
  • 20.Do you secretly like someone?
  • 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
  • 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
  • 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
  • 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
  • 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
  • 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
  • 28.Are you a forgiving person?
  • 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
  • 30.Do you fall for people easily?
  • 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
  • 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
  • 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
  • 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
  • 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
  • 37.Can you live a day without TV?
  • 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
  • 39.Three names you go by..
  • 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
  • 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
  • 43.What’s your current problem?
  • 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
  • 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
  • 46.How many kids do you want to have?
  • 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
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REBLOGGED sebastianstalberg 3 days ago (ORIGINALLY impennata)

henriqueadam:

if i hate your team, i hate your team.

dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.

i just hate your team.

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