May 2013
tanakas:
risetofailure:
tanakas:
if someone added “this” to a text post i’m not going to reblog it
that
toedragged:
[AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMS THE TUNE TO CHELSEA DAGGER]
How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
me: my hockey team sucks
me: (◡‿◡✿)
someone: your hockey team sucks
me: (☉‿☉✿)
sealcat:
“and the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, for the player who has exhibited the best gentlemanly conduct goes to Patrick Kane”
Patrick Kane arrives on stage with his mullet and a lime green Cinco De Mayo t-shirt. He grabs the trophy and leans towards the mic, whispering “swag” before skateboarding away.
Interrogate me
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
henriqueadam:
if i hate your team, i hate your team.
dont try and say, “you’re just jealous that we have some of the best players in the league.” i dont care and im not jealous.
i just hate your team.
Was I the only person that started cracking up that Kaner got nominated for the Lady Byng?
fiveminutemajor:
How I feel about reffing during the playoffs:
hockeeyyy:
Homework Homewor Homewo Homew Home Hom Ho Hoc Hock Hocke Hockey
douglatts:
GET OFF MY FUCKING GOALIE
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”